BUT
YOU CAN’T PUT HARRY ON ONE SIDE OF A POSTER
AND NIALL ON THE OTHER
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE
Who is most likely to fix a girl’s broken heart?
Teacher: ’Sbhiygbhftghuygdrdhboi, John shut the door!’
Me:
Me: ‘SHUT THE DOOR, TURN THE LIGHT OFF!’
My best friend:
Teacher:
My other friends:
The other children in class:
One Directionator: ‘SHUT UP!Don’t say anything that it related with One Direction!’
Me:
Directionator:
Me:
Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
Always hot. Just admit it guys.