Who is most likely to fix a girl’s broken heart?
Teacher: ’Sbhiygbhftghuygdrdhboi, John shut the door!’
Me: ‘SHUT THE DOOR, TURN THE LIGHT OFF!’
My best friend:
My other friends:
The other children in class:
One Directionator: ‘SHUT UP!Don’t say anything that it related with One Direction!’
Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
Always hot. Just admit it guys.
you guys are really something. Each one of you have taught me something. Niall, you taught me to be myself wherever I am, and to laugh at the most random times. Liam you taught me how to maintain my crazy friends, and that certain eating utensils should not be messed with. Louis, you taught me to NEVER take life too seriously, and protesting should be left to (Directioners should know). Zayn, you taught me that life is a bumpy rollercoaster, and that you can have more than one middle name. Last but not least Harry, you taught me how to stay strong and that its okay to cry. I want to let you guys know that you helped my friend get through her depression. Also, you made me feel beautiful. Massive Thankyou guys, MASSIVE. I love each and every one of you so much. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE